What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 15:01
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
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At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
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Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
Why do people stop working towards achieving their dreams?
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
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And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
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Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
TEXT:
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
If you were to write a book about being a K-pop fan, what would the last sentence be?
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
What great song was "ruined" once you really listened to the lyrics?
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
Make Nazis afraid again!
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.